Yes, I know that is misspelled. I’m making a point.
If there’s one thing that really riles me up, it’s those who claim to be concritters or critics, yet their profiles and reviews are riddled with grammar mistakes.
Case in point:
FF member Artemis zodiac has been hanging around the CU board according to one of my readers.
If you want us to take you seriously, check your own work for errors.
Grin says the Cheshire Cat
heart shaped patches
Beckabee – Elodie the Scribe’s sock account
Witch of Tragedies
Phoebe of the North
Creation of Pokerus
Rib Eye Steak
Drake the Duck
M. L. Chi
Rule Pierce Following
According to the submitters, these names were in the non member threads on Eliminator, CU, LU and Defenders.
I wish these guys would sign in so we could see who they really are. Too bad they’re too much of a chicken to sign in and let the world see who they are:
Apparently studying grammar and spelling is no longer part of literature.
Careless – being free of care. Not caring – She is careless when she drives and she will get hurt.
Care less – I couldn’t care less what you think.
You people and your bad
If you want us to take your group seriously, learn how to spell.
Then learn the difference between then and than.
Just to clarify:
Than is a conjunction linking two thoughts together. Unlike then, than is not related to time. Than is used in comparative statements. “I’d rather be hung upside down by my toes than have to read one more word of your FanFiction story.” or “My story is better than yours.”
Then shows order. “I am going to rip out your eyeballs with a Spork then feed them to you forcibly because of how horrible your story is.” or “I will be in Tampa then I will be in Miami.”
If you’re going to be a critic and hand out critiques, please learn to spell and construct proper sentences first.
Nothing screams “I’m a dumbass!” louder than not being able to spell your way out of a wet paper sack.
Being British, I can overlook the favorite/favourite or color/colour spellings. I get corrected all the time for spelling stuff “wrong” according to my American friends.
From a different reader submission:
While I don’t condone violence or suicide, I do find this one funny espeically given all the flack I’ve taken – as well as the violence threats against my children – for this blog.
From a reader:
Doctor Edward Richtofen
Sasha the Espeon
XD Cellos and Books Rule X
Bucket Full Of Ninjas
Spiraling Storm of Destruction
Monster the Vamelfair
A Friendly Little Reminder – Claims to be part of CU but is not on their list of members
The Muffin Man’s Wife
The Critic Of Doom
The Proud CC Giver
This is boring
I know a lot of you have commented that not all of these people are members of LU, CU, LC or the rest of them. I don’t really care. I get lists of members who are abusive concritters and I post them here for my readers. That’s all.