My grammer is gooder then you’re grammer

Yes, I know that is misspelled. I’m making a point.

If there’s one thing that really riles me up, it’s those who claim to be concritters or critics, yet their profiles and reviews are riddled with grammar mistakes.

Case in point:

FF member Artemis zodiac has been hanging around the CU board according to one of my readers.

You're grammer is horryball.

Your grammar is horrible.

If you want us to take you seriously, check your own work for errors.

Another round of members to block

More names:

Flames Ahoy
ReadingThemStories1999
nejikungasuki
DancingDoris
Dick Smothers
jojobee0109
Absolute Honesty
Zeshaika
Grin says the Cheshire Cat
heart shaped patches
Beckabee – Elodie the Scribe’s sock account
Lord KeIvin
ms.illegality
DarkSiren49

Example

Example


Georgasaurus
obi-glasses
AvrilSays
Cerulean City
SunlilyQ
DjinniFires
HiddenMusic
Doctorre
gorgonfish
Toto McNono
ingjayWithFangs
Armored Omega
LolaaaaaaaaaaBeeeeanz
Scrambled-Dry
lilgenious
Akela Victoire
Kakashifan727
Vinsmouse
darkreeduslove
TotalDramaHetaStuckFan
Sarahsorad
Chucky1982
Inita
Witch of Tragedies
Phoebe of the North
greygreenwolf
Roy Renard
Creation of Pokerus
Fantasy Impromptu
halloweenbaby
SimplyJay
Haitch
Rib Eye Steak
8766654321.ZERO
6796278243
Arkham boy
Drake the Duck
Lady Faucheur
Psychid
lawofthree
shugopoke
MasterFeign
WishingDreamer5
Tikatu
FrostyTheBookLover
Creatively Commonplace
XxxCathylovexxX
Hello-My-Name-Is-Blank
M. L. Chi
Super-taya
Katamichi
OridniaGray
Sherman1865
writergirl64
usualsuspects
loverofdaryl
Kamentantei
Venath
smartyPantsu
Rule Pierce Following
usualsuspects
HoshikuzuZeroG42
splendeur
NadeshikoLove1224
NovaStarfire

According to the submitters, these names were in the non member threads on Eliminator, CU, LU and Defenders.

I wish these guys would sign in so we could see who they really are. Too bad they’re too much of a chicken to sign in and let the world see who they are:

Chickens

Chickens

-Facepalm-

--sigh--

–sigh–

Apparently studying grammar and spelling is no longer part of literature.

Careless – being free of care. Not caring – She is careless when she drives and she will get hurt.
Care less – I couldn’t care less what you think.

You’re welcome.

-facepalm-

-facepalm-


You people and your bad grammer grammar make my head hurt.

Another Helpful Hint

If you want us to take your group seriously, learn how to spell.

Then learn the difference between then and than.

Whoops...

Whoops…

Just to clarify:

Than is a conjunction linking two thoughts together. Unlike then, than is not related to time. Than is used in comparative statements. “I’d rather be hung upside down by my toes than have to read one more word of your FanFiction story.” or “My story is better than yours.”

Then shows order. “I am going to rip out your eyeballs with a Spork then feed them to you forcibly because of how horrible your story is.” or “I will be in Tampa then I will be in Miami.”

Helpful Hint

If you’re going to be a critic and hand out critiques, please learn to spell and construct proper sentences first.

Nothing screams “I’m a dumbass!” louder than not being able to spell your way out of a wet paper sack.

Hmmm....

Hmmm….

Being British, I can overlook the favorite/favourite or color/colour spellings. I get corrected all the time for spelling stuff “wrong” according to my American friends.

This one just made me laugh

From a different reader submission:

Ha.

Ha.

While I don’t condone violence or suicide, I do find this one funny espeically given all the flack I’ve taken – as well as the violence threats against my children – for this blog.

More block additions

From a reader:

That Dirty Spot on Chan’s Wall

Doctor Edward Richtofen

Sasha the Espeon

😄 Cellos and Books Rule X

Bucket Full Of Ninjas

Spiraling Storm of Destruction

Monster the Vamelfair

Semi-Dead Sociopath

DiesIrae-TheVampireArmand

AmberyAmber

A Friendly Little Reminder – Claims to be part of CU but is not on their list of members

Agent Maine

The Muffin Man’s Wife

Liverandonions

MikeDexterSmith.QueerAsFuck

Shopaholic Pixie

The Critic Of Doom

The Creamster

The Proud CC Giver

This is boring

Vampire Jester

Winter Misery

Wise Stupidity

 

 I know a lot of you have commented that not all of these people are members of LU, CU, LC or the rest of them.  I don’t really care.  I get lists of members who are abusive concritters and I post them here for my readers.  That’s all.